fireland asked
It IS Asleep Style! I mean, I linked to the comic in question in my post so you could've, you know, found out that way, but still. Good eye!

…so, only in the harsh light of the following day did the inexplicable, cavernous goofushood of my remark make itself known. There’s gotta be some dang German word for doing something amazingly skilled for a staggeringly dumb reason, like pole-vaulting into a second-story window because you JUST DIDN’T THINK TO TRY THE DOOR.

…who knows, man.