Z Side Wins Again

If I’m gonna be up past 5 am, trying desperately to write with any consistency, finding myself mired in despair, and seriously questioning the merits of my Being, it’s good to know that, at the least, my moments of stability can be spent on trying to draw with a laser pointer in a long-exposure shot.

Tangent: Rachel has proposed “cash and prizes” as slang for the penis + scrotum ensemble; I heartily endorse the spread of this joy-inspiring vernacular.