What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You.

Let me tell you why this is very worth reading: the difference between every previous list with this title that you’ve ever seen and this specific list is that this one is really, really good.

In a topic so saddled with unfunny, cheap-shot opportunities, this abstains from nearly all of them. It’s got that knowing, roundabout satire that comes of a keen eye for not just music, but its microcultures.

…y’know, like Stuff White People Like, but less exploitative and far less pandering to class guilt.